Classic Phone Collector Mugs

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

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'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

Mega Phone

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"Smartphone? What's that?"

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."