Phone Collector Mugs

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Bell invents the telephone.

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

'I prefer older men. In fact, I'm currently dating a flip phone.'

'Try his land line.'

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."

Mobile phones overtake landlines.

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"Oh no. . . I've only got an iphone 46! I feel SO inadequate. . !!!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"Nuts to you, too."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Strictly off the record.

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Mega Phone

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

'No comment!'

Life before mobile phones

'I said 'HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A HEARING AID?'

A blue dog wearing headphones