Retro Video Collector Gifts

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

Phone Call

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

Paul Newman

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

The Shape of Progress.

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

". . . And he didn't hear my approach, as the clan were watching a Bob Monkhouse DVD. . ."

"I like living in the past. It makes me think I know where I'm going."

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"No, 'Disco Fever' isn't a Discovery Channel medical drama video. It's part of my old 8-track tape collection that I keep in the garage. Why do you ask?"

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'Remember when you needed a can opener to open a can of whoop ass?'

'Whack 'em Jack 'em Robots'- A parody of a nostalgic toy

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."