Retro Tv Collector Gifts

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Huawei Five-O

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

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