Retro Tv Appreciator Gifts

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"Your remote control, sire."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Huawei Five-O

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'