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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Your remote control, sire."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Morcambe and Wise.'