Retro Media Collector Gifts

Pushing Gen X Too Far

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Old Phones Lasagne

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Phone Call

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

The Digital Dark Ages

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

The Shape of Progress.

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

". . . And he didn't hear my approach, as the clan were watching a Bob Monkhouse DVD. . ."

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

Cold War Timewarp

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

I'm watching an Oprah tape backwards --- So she's Harpo.

Blue video.

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

"I like living in the past. It makes me think I know where I'm going."

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'