Vintage Media Collectors Gifts

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

The original paperless office

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Early Colour TV

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Roasted

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"So much for that vintage!"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."