Vintage Magazine Collector Gifts

Old Man Journal

Girly Magazines

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Herman Mankiewicz

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Early Colour TV

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Pre-Television Man Caves

Waiting Room Quarterly

Roasted

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Prayboy

Alien Beauty Magazine

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.