Vintage Catalogue Collector Gifts

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The original paperless office

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Pre-Television Man Caves

Waiting Room Quarterly

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Roasted

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Alien Beauty Magazine

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Prayboy

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'And that,and that,and that...'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'