Catalogue Enthusiast Gifts

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

Simply Be-Hemoth ladies fashion catalogue

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it for free on our website."

'I ordered it from the catalog.'

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Struggling Scientist, Please cite my papers.

Who wants to suggest our next book? This month is busy. Ditto. How about a poetry collection? Better yet?

Seed Catalogue

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

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