Catalogue Shopping Gifts

'I got mine from a catalogue too!'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."

'No thanks, just looking.'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

'I ordered it from the catalog.'

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Caution falling books

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

Who wants to suggest our next book? This month is busy. Ditto. How about a poetry collection? Better yet?

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

Seed Catalogue

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

The Real Truth Why Adam and Eve Left the Garden of Eden

"It's from Neiman-Marcus. We've been pre-approved to receive their catalog."

Mail order shopping

"I'm worried. Christmas is still several months away and we haven't received a single gift catalog."