Catalogue Perusers Gifts

Seed Catalogue

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

'I ordered it from the catalog.'

"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Health and Safety.

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

Who wants to suggest our next book? This month is busy. Ditto. How about a poetry collection? Better yet?

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

"It looked bigger on Zillow."

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

The Real Truth Why Adam and Eve Left the Garden of Eden

'Gesundheit.'

'There's never anything new in the papers.' - 'It's the same thing happening to different people.'

Mail order shopping

"It's from Neiman-Marcus. We've been pre-approved to receive their catalog."

'Oh, yeah that - I'm in the mail order business.'

"I'm worried. Christmas is still several months away and we haven't received a single gift catalog."