Reading Catalogues Gifts

Father Christmas - "And finally thirty eight million Teddybears."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

I advertised in What Cow!

"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

bitter lemon...

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

Royal Pic Photoshop

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

"Pick any three items and they're yours"