Catalogue Collector Gifts

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

Mail order shopping

Father Christmas - "And finally thirty eight million Teddybears."

'I got mine from a catalogue too!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The Dorrie Decimal System

The Working Woman's Magazine

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

Board Game Hunter

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Waiting Room Quarterly

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Prayboy

"I have an app for that."

Alien Beauty Magazine

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

You trip on it, you buy it.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'