Catalogue Collector Pillows

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

Mail order shopping

Father Christmas - "And finally thirty eight million Teddybears."

'I got mine from a catalogue too!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The Dorrie Decimal System

The Working Woman's Magazine

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

Waiting Room Quarterly

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Prayboy

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Alien Beauty Magazine

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Home Sweet Second Home.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...