Vintage Catalogue Collector Pillows

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Waiting Room Quarterly

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Roasted

JET (Part I)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Prayboy

Alien Beauty Magazine

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."