Vintage Magazine Collector Pillows

Old Man Journal

Girly Magazines

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Herman Mankiewicz

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

The Working Woman's Magazine

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Early Colour TV

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Waiting Room Quarterly

Roasted

Prayboy

Alien Beauty Magazine

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

JET (Part I)

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.