Vintage Media Collector Pillows

'Sorry, but I'm allergic to floppies.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Pre-Television Man Caves

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Old Man Journal

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"We never talk anymore."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Artisanal Pottery

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'