Vintage Media Collector Gifts

'Sorry, but I'm allergic to floppies.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Pre-Television Man Caves

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Old Man Journal

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"We never talk anymore."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

Artisanal Pottery