Vintage Media Buffs Gifts

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

The limits of power

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

"My three sons" on an off day...

The self-isolating Ranger

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."