Vintage Media Buffs Gifts

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Anna Magnani

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

The Digital Dark Ages

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

The limits of power

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

"My three sons" on an off day...

I'm watching an Oprah tape backwards --- So she's Harpo.

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Michael Caine.

The self-isolating Ranger