Vintage Media Enthusiast Gifts

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

Joan Hickson

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

John Wayne

Wild and crazy salmon

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Joan Collins

The Digital Dark Ages

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Humphrey Bogart

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference