Vintage Media Enthusiast Gifts

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

Joan Hickson

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Wild and crazy salmon

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference

"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'