Modern Media Collector Gifts

'You don't have any books, do you?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Waiting Room Quarterly

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Alien Beauty Magazine

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Prayboy

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Old Man Journal

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"My gallery can't afford sexism scandals, that's why I can keep your painting only if the lady wears lingerie."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

I advertised in What Cow!

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

RIP journalism

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

50 Years of Punch

Big issue seller at the battle of Little big horn.

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'