Modern Media Collector Gifts

'You don't have any books, do you?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Waiting Room Quarterly

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Alien Beauty Magazine

"What are you doing?"

Prayboy

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Old Man Journal

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"My gallery can't afford sexism scandals, that's why I can keep your painting only if the lady wears lingerie."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

I advertised in What Cow!

Self Magazine,

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

RIP journalism

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

50 Years of Punch

Big issue seller at the battle of Little big horn.

'Big Issue!'

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'