Magazine Collector Gifts

'Does a paper cut from a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue count as a sports related injury?'

Duh Magazine

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

The Working Woman's Magazine

Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

Magazines.

Guy reading Accordion Monthly, which has bellows in the middle.

Woman Magazine -Look Younger; Teen Gal Magazine -Look Older

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

'You have a lot of issues.'

Brian had yet to forgive the mailman for dropping last year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in the mud.

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

'There's more money in back issues!'

Jelly magazines

8 out of 10 flies prefer Heat.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"I got a bad papercut from my health magazine!"

People Magazine: Sexiest Man Available

Prayboy

'If you really want me to have the things you never had as a kid, how about a subscription to Playboy'

Psychic news - 'This guy fancies me'.

'This month's issue is just loaded with those pheromone scent-strips.'

'Big Issue!'

'How to make lots of cash quickly! Issues 2,3,4,5 and 6 on sale tomorrow!'

"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."

Catholic priest reading 'Preyboy' Magazine.

'Oh those, I keep hunting and fishing magazines on hand in case I hire a plumber.'

I advertised in What Cow!

"Have you got any copies of Chiropractor Monthly?"

Self Magazine,