Magazine Collector Gifts

'Does a paper cut from a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue count as a sports related injury?'

Duh Magazine

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

The Working Woman's Magazine

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

Woman Magazine -Look Younger; Teen Gal Magazine -Look Older

Magazines.

Guy reading Accordion Monthly, which has bellows in the middle.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

'You have a lot of issues.'

"Have you got any copies of Chiropractor Monthly?"

I advertised in What Cow!

'Oh those, I keep hunting and fishing magazines on hand in case I hire a plumber.'

Catholic priest reading 'Preyboy' Magazine.

"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."

'How to make lots of cash quickly! Issues 2,3,4,5 and 6 on sale tomorrow!'

'This month's issue is just loaded with those pheromone scent-strips.'

Psychic news - 'This guy fancies me'.

Prayboy

"I got a bad papercut from my health magazine!"

"When I ask 'What is the nature of your complaint?' I am referring to your health, rather than the selection of magazines in the waiting room."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: How many people other than yourself read your copy of Custom Cruiser Magazine?

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

"It's the end of the world as we know it."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

8 out of 10 flies prefer Heat.

Jelly magazines

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

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