Magazine Collecting Gifts

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'

Which magazine?

"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."

Modern Hirsute

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"Would you like to be alone?"

"I was actually excited that I recognized who was on the cover."

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

'How to make lots of cash quickly! Issues 2,3,4,5 and 6 on sale tomorrow!'

'If only the Co-Op would insist on covering the front of Trainspotters Weekly.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Fourth Little Pig

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Gay Times...

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

The Working Woman's Magazine

Homo Gamus

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Pets.

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."