Magazine Collecting Pillows

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'

Which magazine?

"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."

Modern Hirsute

"Would you like to be alone?"

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

'How to make lots of cash quickly! Issues 2,3,4,5 and 6 on sale tomorrow!'

'If only the Co-Op would insist on covering the front of Trainspotters Weekly.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Fourth Little Pig

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Gay Times...

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Homo Gamus

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Pets.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Pray for me.'