Collecting Auto Magazines Pillows

"I'm mailing a care package. It's important that our soldiers overseas know we're still thinking about 'em. It's my contribution to the war effort."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

The Working Woman's Magazine

Homo Gamus

Waiting Room Quarterly

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Alien Beauty Magazine

Prayboy

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Old Man Journal

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

I advertised in What Cow!

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

Subscription Insert Births

"Of all the times to stall."

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

I can't wait till they get one of those things...