Collecting Car Memorabilia Pillows

Where airbags should be.

Snail Crossing.

Billy. The Kid.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Downton Abbey Road"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mark Gastineau

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Kobe Bryant

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Baseball.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'