Collecting Car Ornaments Pillows

Car Bonnet Lady

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'I love that new horse smell.'

Winding up a car window.

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot