Collecting Ornaments Pillows

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Mouse Christmas

Yuletide

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

The Runaway Horse

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Sister Cities

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Travellin' through?"

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Monster Souvenir

Athena

"ME!!!"

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

Repossessed Properties.

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

I love Big Ben

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

'...He's an out of control freak.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

Racers' Gate.