Collecting Lawn Ornaments Pillows

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Watering the garden gnome

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

Yuletide

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

A season for Santas

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Elf Tortures Santa.

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

Santa's Mask Problem

'Why would I want a useless little man hanging around the garden when I've already married one!'

"I think you've spent too much time in the garden during the lockdown."

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

Mouse Christmas

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

'Have you been here long?'

"Hi honey, I'm gnome!"

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Car Bonnet Lady

No caption. (Yard in front of igloos is decorated with plastic penguins.)