Collecting Lawn Ornaments Pillows

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Watering the garden gnome

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

Yuletide

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

A season for Santas

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

'Why would I want a useless little man hanging around the garden when I've already married one!'

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"I think you've spent too much time in the garden during the lockdown."

Santa's Mask Problem

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

Mouse Christmas

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

'Have you been here long?'

"Hi honey, I'm gnome!"

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

'Fishing garden gnome'

Car Bonnet Lady