Yard Ornament Enthusiast Pillows

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Fall of Gnome

Beginning Yarder.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Digging.

"How?"

Human males marking territory.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Hedge Car

'I'm out of bags.'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Leaves.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Last Leaf

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'