Yard Ornament Enthusiast Gifts

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Fall of Gnome

Beginning Yarder.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Digging.

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Human males marking territory.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'I'm out of bags.'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Leaves.

Hedge Car

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'