Collecting Garden Ornaments Pillows

'Fishing garden gnome'

Garden Statue.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Watering the garden gnome

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

All Major Cash Honored.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Caddy's flowers

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

Monstrosa Impressus

Yuletide

'I wonder what he's feeling guilty about?' 'I'm not feeling guilty about anything-yet.'

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

A season for Santas

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Elf Tortures Santa.

Santa's Mask Problem

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'Why would I want a useless little man hanging around the garden when I've already married one!'

"I think you've spent too much time in the garden during the lockdown."

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

'Bless you.'

Night Before Christmas

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.