Collecting Garden Decor Pillows

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Emergency Hipster Beard

The Fall of Gnome

All Major Cash Honored.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"They looked smaller on the website."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Bird House Doorbell

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Elf Tortures Santa.

The Job Interview

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Santa's Mask Problem

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

"What have I told you about accepting suits from strangers?"

Mugshots

'That's a tea tray.'

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Night Before Christmas

An Energetic Susan.

Caution Wet Floor.

'Have you been here long?'

"Hi honey, I'm gnome!"

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

'Oh great. The Jones replaced their bird bath with a hot tub.'