Collecting Garden Decor T-Shirts

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Emergency Hipster Beard

The Fall of Gnome

All Major Cash Honored.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"They looked smaller on the website."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

Bird House Doorbell

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

Santa's Mask Problem

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

The Job Interview

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

"Hi honey, I'm gnome!"

'Have you been here long?'

An Energetic Susan.

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Night Before Christmas

'That's a tea tray.'

"What have I told you about accepting suits from strangers?"

Mugshots

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

'Oh great. The Jones replaced their bird bath with a hot tub.'

Rugby Club Gnomes