Collecting Unique Decor T-Shirts

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Cats on Board.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rocking Horse

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Chippunks

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

An old shoe in every bag!

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

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