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Elf Tortures Santa.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Cake Free Zone

Emergency Hipster Beard

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Bathroom Fairy

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Snow globe

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"How?"

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Red in tooth and claw.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency