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Phobia varietals for home pots

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Cake Free Zone

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"How?"

Carnations.

Duck in a bathtub

Missing sock

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Artist Painting his Television.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Red in tooth and claw.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

The Ugly Plant

"Butt cracker"

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'