Quirky Decor Curators T-Shirts

Phobia varietals for home pots

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Cake Free Zone

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Carnations.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Duck in a bathtub

Missing sock

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Artist Painting his Television.

The Ugly Plant

"Butt cracker"

Red in tooth and claw.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"Stop complaining, granite is in."