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"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Pre-Bay

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Wallpaper Bouguet

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

Swiss Army General.

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Grim Swatter

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

The Job Interview

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

Mugshots

"What have I told you about accepting suits from strangers?"

'That's a tea tray.'

An Energetic Susan.