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Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Use your imagination.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Wagging Dog

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A Tumble Cow

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"He's an abstract artist."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Art Gallery.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."