Eccentric Art Collector T-Shirts

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

101 uses of a dead cat: wall decoration

Damien Hirst

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A Tumble Cow

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Mouse returns home from work.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Elton John

Alabama Traffic Jam

Clone Factory

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Catman

Split the last one?

'I had a cough at the time!'

Decaying corpse

Casting in the swamp.

Hammer and Anvil.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"I'm a stable genius!"

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )