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Pre-Bay

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

"I did what you suggested and replaced my trophy heads with something that might appeal to home buyer who liked pets."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Southwark Fair.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The First Printed Bible

Pre-Television Man Caves

Imagine

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Jack in the Box

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Doulton Canada Geese

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'