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Medals on soldier and his desk

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Emergency Hipster Beard

Posh Easter Egg

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

GLOO!

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paint by number

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Elf Tortures Santa.

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

Santa's Mask Problem

Well, shoot. If we lose, what are we going to do with all this merch we had printed up? 1549 Regional Champs.

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

The Job Interview

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

'Art supplies: oil, acrylics, dung.'