Exotic Decor Collector Mugs

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

Emergency Hipster Beard

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Crap others threw out

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Pre-Bay

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Wallpaper Bouguet

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

Swiss Army General.

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Elf Tortures Santa.

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

The Job Interview

Grim Swatter

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

'That's a tea tray.'

"What have I told you about accepting suits from strangers?"

Mugshots

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.