Collecting Unique Decor Mugs

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Cats on Board.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rocking Horse

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Chippunks

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

An old shoe in every bag!

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