Collecting Holiday Decor Pillows

Night Before Christmas

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'So that's what he did with the Christmas tree lights he couldn't untangle!'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

Rudolph's Washing Line

Clearing Away Christmas

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

Physicist's Christmas tree

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

The Deconstructed Tree

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

Santa's Mask Problem

Poinsettia

'Vote union - pass it on!'

An Energetic Susan.

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!'

Fuzz a Duzz Pillows, the pillows preferred by 9 out of 10 Santas.

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'Whew!'

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'