Collecting Holiday Decor Gifts

Night Before Christmas

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'So that's what he did with the Christmas tree lights he couldn't untangle!'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

Clearing Away Christmas

Rudolph's Washing Line

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

The Deconstructed Tree

Physicist's Christmas tree

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

Elf Tortures Santa.

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

Santa's Mask Problem

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

'Whew!'

Poinsettia

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

An Energetic Susan.

'Vote union - pass it on!'

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!'

Fuzz a Duzz Pillows, the pillows preferred by 9 out of 10 Santas.

"Do you smell what I smell?

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'