Collecting Christmas Decorations Gifts

Santa's Mask Problem

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Yuletide

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

A season for Santas

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"I'm still waiting on that pony."

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Mouse Christmas

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

Night Before Christmas

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

Santa's Snowmen Bodyguards

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

'Global Cards, I must inform you my clients are insisting on royalites this Christmas...'

'Fishing garden gnome'

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

Medals on soldier and his desk

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

Hairy Christmas

Happy Holidays! Generic trees for sale!

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

'You've been doing this at least since my Grandpa was a kid, and still no Nobel Prize?'