Collecting Decorations Gifts

Elf Tortures Santa.

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

The Runaway Horse

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Cat Show

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Butterfly Woman

Most Loyal Employee Award

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

History's First Prop Gag

Athena

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

Repossessed Properties.

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

Yuletide

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

A season for Santas

'...He's an out of control freak.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

Racers' Gate.

"Was it someone you ate?"